The evening in Liyue Harbour is full of bustling crowds, coming forth and back, under the dim light aside the streets. Amongst the crowds were people returning from the market, stallholders returning from one day’s selling, adults having a good time together beside the dining tables, and people who just finished their work and, on their commute, making their way back home. The prosperity of Liyue, at this moment, is at its finest and most visible form.
But even amid the rapidly flowing crowd, two figures were still standing out so strikingly that people around them all spontaneously backed off a bit and left out some space for them, just for them to get better stared at weirdly. One of them was the well-celebrated 77th director of Wangsheng Funeral Parlour—Hu Tao, but that was not quite the reason people automatically spaced themselves out from her. The real reason people were scared off was that humongous stomach hanging beneath her torso under the gravity, as if a balloon fully filled with water; her funeral parlour uniform, on the other hand, was not enough at all to cover the massive bump on her fair-skinned belly. Her face was rather pale and perplexed, and pieces of moan intermittently slipped through her throat; were not for the boy supporting her on her side, she would haven collapsed onto the ground within no time under the burden of her bulky stomach.
And the boy supporting her by her side, yeah, just as you guessed, was me, Aether the Traveller.
“Aeugh… I’m so stuffed, good heaven…”
With most of Hu Tao’s weight rested on my own shoulders, I found it kind of difficult to even make one step forward. Meanwhile, the mutter of complaint never ceased to come out of her lips feebly, mixed with occasional retching. The possibility that she would puke a shit ton of thing on my body menacingly hovered over me, which almost had driven me crazy. Her adorable little ghost, on the other hand, was floating around us aimlessly, looking worried greatly by her master. It sometimes hovered about Hu Tao’s bulged tummy, sometimes flew behind her, trying to figure out a way to intimate her distress, yet eventually there was absolutely nothing it could do.
Although it was so clear to me that everyone around us were judging us for our obvious eccentricity, I still kept my head down in effort to deny the existence of those coming gazes. And just like this, with Hu Tao on my shoulder, I slowly but surely made my way back to my residence.
And all these awkward dramas began from an astonishing eureka from Hu Tao, who, was not only the director of the Wangsheng funeral parlour, but also my beloved girlfriend.

“Excuse me??”
Despite the solemn atmosphere of Wangsheng funeral parlour, having heard about Hu Tao’s new idea of promoting revenue, I couldn’t help shouted out and stood up with hearty surprise.
“Well, that is my plan. Do you know that, ‘DFC’, or ‘Diluc Fried Chicken’, will be the first ever fast food restaurant in Liyue?” As she said, the blossom in her pupils shined brightly, and she passed me an advertisement handout, “And here’s the thing, on the first day of their business, if you order the designated meal set, they will gift you a brand new wind glider that you cannot obtain otherwise!”
I took a look at the handout, and just like he said, the new wind glider was quite distinguishable from all other wind gliders from Mondstadt or Liyue; once you equip it, everyone else can tell the difference. Besides, this wind glider is specifically commissioned by this restaurant and protected by patents; in other words, the only legitimate way to obtain this glider is to order the specific meal set from the restaurant.
“So it just occurs to me that,” Hu Tao resumed, “since this wind glider is so limited, and there will surely be a lot of people who are not able to attend the restaurant on that day, right? I mean, people who need to work, who are on a trip to Mondstadt or other places, or people who cannot make it back in time… and these people, with no doubt, are our potential clients!”
I somewhat followed up with her rationale.
“That sounds like a ‘ghost writer’ business,” I attempted to put my conceptualisation in my own words, “But instead of writing essays or articles for others, you eat on others’ behalf…”
“Exactly!” Hu Tao smiled warmly with her cute little fang sticking out, “That’s my boyfriend! You really understand me very well!”
This tease out of nowhere got me blushed hard, and with no second thought, I turned my head aside, so she won’t see the beet colour on my face.
“Besides, I have already figured out a great way to advertise my new service,” Not remarking my embarrassed expression, she resumed her monologue, “Wangsheng ‘Ghost Eater service’! How does that sound?”
I almost choked myself when she said out that name out, which scared her poor little ghost as well, who just became a subject to be eaten soon. With no doubt, this name was so cliché and had significant ambiguity—I directly objected her proposal.
“Ehh? But isn’t it very appealing?” Hu Tao apparently didn’t understand my objection at all, “as you can see, we are a funeral parlour, so including ‘ghost’ in our promotion cannot be more natural and normal. Besides, isn’t the neologism ‘ghost eater’ very spooky and fresh? This will definitely work out very well!”
“Ahhh…” I gave in to her. When my girl firmly believed in something, even if it appeared delusional, it was always a torture for me to persuade her off it. Then I just shifted my discourse to a more pragmatic issue:
“But if you think about it, are you sure you can deal with them all?” I contemplated on the handout while murmured, “Judging how hyped people are for this event, it’s very likely a huge number of people will intent to try this thing out. You are just gonna stuff yourself to death with so many orders!”
“Nah, that won’t be the case lah,” Hu Tao dismissed my worry casually, “I specifically limited the amount of order I will take, so I will only eat 20 sets at maximum on that day.”
“20?????”
My eyeballs almost popped out of my eye socket when I heard this number.
“Are you out of your mind?” I screwed the handout aside and approached Hu Tao intimidatingly, in hope of making her sober up with my body language, “do you have the slightest idea of how much 20 sets of meal are? For instance, the coke in each set is 250 mL, and multiply that by 20 is 5 litres; in other words, just the coke alone is enough to burst your stomach. Even if I can finish several sets for you, how about the burgers, chips, and chicken wings? And your little ghost, that intangible thing, is for sure incapable of helping out, since it cannot even grasp the food physically… are you sure you didn’t lose your mind?”
With me so worked up and pissed off in front of her, Hu Tao acted rather calm and indifferent—there was even a slight mysterious smile on her face. She waited patiently till I finished my ranting, then she uttered ghostly:
“…You are turned on by girls with stuffed belly, aren’t you?”
This single sentence incapacitated me immediately.
No matter how I thought of it, I just couldn’t imagine my well-hidden—at least in my opinion—fetishes, were so easily busted by my smart, cunning girlfriend while I didn’t even know about it.
“…how, how did you…”
“Aiya, you think your little tricks can hide from my sights, ah?” With a pampering yet mocking look, Hu Tao smiled to me, “every time we go out together, your eyes were always attracted by those pregnant women on the street. You thought I cannot notice those subtle expressions, didn’t you? But remember, your girl is the director of Wangsheng funeral parlour! Such petty acts can never escape from my eyes! Oh, by the way, I also have seen all those lewd books beneath your bed featuring girls with big, inflated bellies. I just kept it intact and tolerated your quirk, since I know pretty well that, an adolescent boy like you will surely have some weird kinks and be horny constantly, right?”
I lost my strength at once and collapsed to my seat immediately.
It’s all over. I told myself, while I imagined all those catastrophic aftermaths of this disclosure—first of all, my image as her ideal boyfriend, for sure, had collapsed, and then I was nothing but a clown for her, to mock, to despite, to satirise… in the worst case, she would use this skeleton in the closet of mine as a hostage, to coerce me into doing multiple unfair, involuntary things; or, she would consider me inferior to her, and use my exotic fetish as a laughingstock to make fun of me… thinking of those various possibilities, I felt my future a complete darkness.
“Aiya, why you now act like it’s the end of the world?”
Seeing my reactions, Hu Tao stepped up elegantly, drew herself near to me and landed her fingers on my crotch gently—and that was when I noticed my boner had already lifted up a sharp triangle under my trousers— “your body actually hungers to see me bloated up and round, right? Also, I am not mocking or despising your kink though. Other boys are big fans of huge tits, while you are a huge fan of big tummies—they are not so different, aren’t they?”
At that time, I doubted about what my ears heard.
“You… you don’t judge me? You don’t think I am a weirdo with an unreasonable, lunatic fetish, and I am despicable, and horrible…?”
When I said this, Hu Tao stared at me with visible confusion, as if she was trying to make sense of my words. After a while, her speechless expression began to dissolve, and her cheeks gradually turned red because of her restraint from laughing out loudly. But eventually, she burst into a cordial laughter:
“Awww… how stupid of you, Aether! You are my boyfriend, you know? Isn’t it normal for a girlfriend to know well the fetishes of her boyfriend, then try to accommodate them? Not to mention that, your fetish is so innocent and vanilla, compared to those I heard from the folkloric gossips in Liyue, if you tell others that’s all your fetishes, people will think you are too normal that you are boring!”
I felt like her words cleared up an invisible choke inside my heart, and a great sense of relief swiftly dominated my body. After I sobered up, I realised the girl named Hu Tao in front of me, was so sensitive, so discerning, and has such profound love and affection towards me. As I think of this, I encircled her waist with my arms. Her waist was then still thin and had encharming curves, which would turn into another distinct form of curve in a few days. Then I rested my head on her flat yet warm chest, feeling her heartbeat quietly inflaming inside her.
“You are so nice to me, Hu Tao,” I expressed my hearty appreciation to her, “I don’t think I can find another girl like you in the whole Teyvat.”
“Huh. You still remember what I said when we first met?” Hu Tao smiled as if I were a little kid who said something stupid yet adorable, “I promised you, you can always count on me when you need me, right? I, Hu Tao, always make my words count! And that also includes some special demands from you as your girlfriend, with no exceptions!”
Ever since so, we began to put up the advertisements on the bulletin outside the parlour. Unexpectedly, the tags were taken out within a single day, which contrasted ironically with the usual situation of the funeral services. It was hard for me to admit, but my girl’s idea really worked out so well this time—or, maybe it was just that people are more hyped about a brand new restaurant in their city, than willing to prepare for their life path that they will inevitably be destined to. Anyways, the result that the revenue of our parlour increased remained constant regardless of the reasons, so I paid no more effort to ruminate about it.

On the very day of the event, as early as 1 hour prior to the opening, me and Hu Tao had already arrived at the restaurant. But even then, the queue in front of the restaurant had already grown quite long; I never thought there would be so many people waking up as early as 6 in the morning just to try out a novelty called fast food.
Hu Tao was holding my hand; her face looked very excited, and occasionally she would tiptoe up to curiously check out what was in front of the lengthy queue.
“We will settle down in this restaurant for the whole day,” I repeated the plan to myself quietly to strengthen my confidence, “and we won’t take our leave unless we finish the every single bit of the 20 sets of meals.”
“Yo, why are you so nervous?”
Hu Tao examined my face and asked me with a concerned look. There was virtually no trace of anxiety or worry on her face—instead, her face was full of anticipation and excitement, blooming out from her blossom-shaped pupils. Although she was the one who would have a tough battle with the food today, but she didn’t wear any “prewar” sense of expressions. I couldn’t help to admire her calmness as the director of the most celebrated funeral parlour in Liyue.
“Aiya, it’s not you who are going to take care of the food anyways, you just need to accompany me, okay? Also, remember to stuff the food into my mouth when I ran out of strength to eat on my own.”
Her words didn’t relieve my anxiety at all, I had to admit, although she apparently tried to do so. Therefore I decided to clear everything out of my mind and began to stare at the “battlefield” we were about to step in soon, dully and emotionlessly.
By the way, on that day, just as usual, Hu Tao was in her daily Wangsheng funeral parlour uniforms. Her brown, close-fitting shorts, just like usual, was exposing and setting off her seductive thighs which encharmed me as soon as I met her for the first time. On our way here, I couldn’t help to imagine her belly bloating up like a balloon, making her uniform not enough to cover up her torso at all, and her enormous, snowy white belly showing itself off without any constraint; every time I thought of this, fervid flows of blood would flood towards my lower body uncontrollably.
Soon it was 7 o’clock. The gate was opened, and the crowd immediately flooded into the foyer, making deafening sounds. I had to hold tight Hu Tao’s hand, so we were not scattered by this unstoppable and turbulent flow of customers.

What came next was two more perplexing challenges. The first one was to make it to the cashier, through another lengthy queue of people waiting to make their orders; the other one was to face the judging glare from the cashier when we tell them what we gonna order. And just like expected, when Hu Tao told him that we wanted to order 20 special meal sets, the glare from the cashier made my cheeks literally burning. And I had to nod to him to confirm that this girl was not out of her mind, we were seriously ordering 20, rather than 2, meal sets.
And then, finally, we came to the greatest challenge we were about to overcome.
As a companion of Hu Tao, I can help her finish three of the 20 meal sets—as my breakfast, lunch and dinner, whereas Hu Tao, who was the main contributor of today’s plan, had to finish 17 meal sets within over ten hours. Although time was plenty, concerning how large the volume of each meal set was, I still couldn’t help praying for my girlfriend in my heart.
“Your set of meal is ready, Traveller!”
From the crowd ahead, Hu Tao barely made her way through it and passed me a tray with a warm smile on her face, “Seems like it gonna take them some time to prepare all those 20 sets of meal. So, I just make the first ready one yours anyway.”
“Some time” is without doubt, an underestimate, I reckoned as I looked around the crammed space around me. Yet I was just too hungry to make any comment about that since it had been 2 hours since I got up and I hadn’t taken in anything from then on. So, I thanked Hu Tao, directly grabbed a burger, got rid of its package and then began to devour greedily.
And while I was preoccupied with my food, I felt being stared by others; as I looked up, she was looking at me with an unprecedented amiable and pampering expression.
“Ah, I was just thinking…” She began her utterance without any foreshadowing, “Why can’t you just bloat your own belly up along with me?”
This abrupt proposal astonished me, and I was choked by the burger inside my mouth, then I began to cough fiercely.
“Jeez, what’s that reaction? I was just joking, joking!” Hu Tao stood up to flap on my back in a hurry, “Although Traveller you might be into girls with big bellies, that’s not my case! In fact, I am totally seduced by your perfect figure—your slender body, the indistinct abs on your torso… they all drive me crazy over you! Furthermore, you even deliberately exhibit them to others, that’s such an irresistible tease for me! I, I gonna be honest with you, every time I see your waist, I always feel an urge to squirt and orgasm… anyways! If you, ever gained weight and became fat, I will break up with you right away! UNDERSTAND?”
Her words didn’t mitigate my fright. Indeed, she had confessed her love and lust towards my flesh several times, but never as straightforward and intimidating as this time. On the other hand, however, the idea that I was also pleasing my girl with my own body made me feel less guilty about bloating up her belly, so that was not so bad for me.
“Ah, my order is ready,” at this moment, Hu Tao noticed the number on the screen, so she turned to the cashier, “I’m gonna collect my meal now. Wait for me!”
With some light-footed leaps, she went away. As I quietly studied her figure moving away, an indescribable warm feeling occurred to my heart.

It was soon the mid of the day. So far Hu Tao had put 5 meal sets into her stomach, and her usually flat belly then finally began to bump up. Her funeral parlour uniform which used to be perfectly fit then became subtly undersized, which compromised a small portion of her belly into open exposure. Hu Tao kept putting food into her mouth with one hand, and with the other hand she occasionally pulled her lower hem, in hope of denying that her belly had already visibly expanded. Her little cute ghost was by her side, hovering about the food she left on the table—the ghost was drooling looking at the burgers, chips and chicken wings, but it could not even touch and grasp them. Even I felt a bit sorry for this poor little thing.
“Wowee… It’s really a little sickening to eat so much identical stuffs…” Hu Tao just finished another piece of wing, and she complained as she used napkins to clean her fingers, “Sigh, I felt the fast food in Mondstadt was too delicious to be tired of in the past, but now I realised that no matter how good something is, eating it repetitively will eventually make you sick.”
Almost immediately, I got spellbound by her fingers. Her fingers were adorned with exquisite silver rings, and her nails were also polished carefully with cocoa coloured nail potion. She never told me the purpose of these accessories, so I could only guess they were prepared for the funeral rituals. But putting these aside, those decorations substantially made her already encharming, slim fingers even more bewitching; more than once had I fantasised about her massaging my glans with those delicate creatures, offering me a heavenly euphoria.
“What, you wanna lick them or something?”
As I drowned in my own trance, Hu Tao’s index finger was already hovering above my eyes, and I was dragged out from my daydreaming at once. Her bewitching finger was literally right in front of me—having realised this, my face rapidly turned beet red.
“Ah, well…” I awkwardly stuttered.
“You’ve stared at my fingers for quite a while, you baka. Do you even realise it?” With ironic teasing in her voice, she smiled to me, “Just lick them if you want, and I don’t need to bother wasting more napkins.”
As Thy Wish! I carefully held up her hand, and solemnly delivered that beautiful index finger into my mouth.
…Eh, although it looked so attractive, it tasted just the same as my own sweaty fingers! And the remnant of chicken wings and fries made it even more oily… still, for some reason, I kept my tongue going and didn’t let it go.
Gradually, Hu Tao’s face turned more and more blushed; and after reaching a threshold, she abruptly withdrew her finger from my mouth, leaving a string of saliva hanging over in the mid-air.
“Ewww… Traveller’s body fluid was all over it, how disgusting.” She examined her finger with a contemptuous face, “I’d rather have it with chicken wing and chip oil remnants.”
“Huh? But you have already received my body fluid into your body for several times, you remember?” A great comeback just occurred to me, “It’s already too late for you to say things like this!”
Hearing this, Hu Tao’s face completely blushed up under embarrassment.
“I… I will no longer let you creampie me! Hmph!”
She pretentiously pouted and turned away to dig in on yet another burger. Seeing her cute expression of defeat, I smirked complacently.

Soon it was afternoon; and most excited and zealous customers that arrived as early as us had already left, replaced by another group of equally enthusiastic and expectant patrons, and another group, and another… in such way the overall enthusiasm of the crowd inside the restaurant never recessed ever since the gate opened. I wondered how many of them came here just to check out the fresh novelty named fast food, or just attracted by that limited, exclusive wind glider? Even I had no idea of the answer, there was one thing I surely knew: by that time, me and Hu Tao were probably the only earliest customer who persisted their consumption. In fact, we had stayed in the restaurant for so long that I already lost the count of how many sets of meal did Hu Tao already take in—maybe 8 or 9—especially after the staff took away our used trays. And the more times he came to clean our table, the more suspect and confused he got, realising it was the same pair of people occupying the table since the very start. But since we were always actually eating something whenever he came to put away our rubbish, so he got no justified reason to brag us about it.
Yet our extraordinarily long occupation was not the only thing that drew people’s attention. After cramming so much stuff inside her tummy, Hu Tao finally found it virtually impossible to keep herself inconspicuous. Her funeral parlour uniform, which was solemn and conservative, had then become a revealing crop top that showed off her round, bloated midriff under the curvature of the bump on her stomach, completely exposing her snowy tummy and exquisite navel. Judging from the size of her belly bump, she appeared like 6 months into pregnancy already; her bloated belly fluctuated noticeably as she breathed. At that time, she had to take a break for every two or three times of deglutition, and then she resumed filling more food inside her stomach repetitively and mechanically.
Then, abruptly, she demanded me, “Come and massage me.”
I thought I was hearing things when she said this—I looked at her, confoundedly, trying to seek for confirmation from her, who was sitting on the chair wearily, looking at the to-be-finished stacks of food with empty eyes. After not seeing my reaction for several seconds, she turned to me and demanded with a more irritated voice:
“Whatcha doing over there? Come and massage my belly for this honourable director!”
As soon as I clearly grasped the meaning of her utterance, my instinct immediately took over me—like a hungry tiger jumping onto its prey, I eagerly reached out and placed my hands over her round and tender belly.
“Ah! Be gentle!”
When I finally laid my hands on her belly that I’d been thirsting for, she slapped my hand fiercely, and I almost shouted out because of the pain. “Careful! My stomach is now so full and stuffed… I will actually puke if you touch it too hard!” Hu Tao scorned at me angrily, with no jocular or sarcastic sense in her voice, “Ju… just rub it gently, to help me digest it, ok?... Burp! Oh, my goodness… I feel so bloated right now that I may explode at any moment…”
Hu Tao closed her eyes, rested her head on the back of the chair and took a long sigh towards the ceiling. Apparently, she was in a great pain, which was very distressing for me.
I did as she said, gently landed my hands on the exalted bump of her belly. Instantly my nerves were overwhelmed by a mass of complex sensory information: even through the buffer of her belly skin, I could still sense the warmth of the masses of food inside her stomach, as well as the still identifiable outlines of the burgers, chicken wings and chips before they got completely digested. Meanwhile, since her stomach was so bloated and stuffed back then, it felt like a fully inflated basketball, hard and round; every time I pressed on its surface, I could feel a strong reactant force. Such complexities of feelings totally confounded me: on the one hand, I couldn’t resist the urge to take off her clothes right there right then and ask her to use her enormous belly to rub against my already erected wiener; on the other hand, her painful and perplexed expression gave me an unbearable heartache, I sincerely felt sorry for my beloved girl and wished her suffering to end as soon as possible.
“Uh… wow, ah… ugh…” As I slowly and gently rubbed her expanded stomach, she feebly sat on the chair and uttered some nonsensical interjections intermittently. I had no idea whether my massage actually helped her stomach to digest better, but her face did gradually become more relieved and relaxed.
BUURP!
Without any sign, or even the time for her to cover her mouth for courtesy, she had a big loud burp.
An awkward silence befell between two of us, and after a while, with embarrassed blush and uncontrollable stutter, she ranted at me angrily:
“Ahhhhh! I… the director… did something so… rude! It’s… it’s all your fault that… that I embarrassed myself…! You filthy brat… *sob*, *sob*…”
She sounded like she could cry out at any second. Overwhelmed by intense heartache, I instinctively embraced her into my arms, using my chest to make her head rest on.
“That’s very naïve of you, Ms. Director,” I whispered to her hair with faint and pleasant fragrance, “to assume this would destroy your image. Indeed, you definitely cannot let others see you do this when you are on your shift as the director—or the reputation of Wangsheng funeral parlour is done for. But right now you are not a director—you are just my cute little princess, and your image as a princess in my heart will never collapse whatever! After all, my love for you is unconditional, did you forget it?”
As she listened to my words, the shiver from her body gradually receded, and then eventually stopped completely. Then she rose up her head, looked at me with a happy and sweet smile:
“Fine, fine! Let’s put aside these shenanigans!” She sighed out a long breath, gently patted on her big round belly and turned to the remaining food on the table, “Let’s resume our work!”

The following hours were nothing but lasting and monotonous battles against the food. Incessantly yet with interval breaks, Hu Tao jammed more burgers, chicken wings and coke into her own mouth and forced herself to swallow down those stuffs into her already overloaded stomach at any rate; every time she felt like to vomit, she put down the food in her hands and took a rest, and asked me to rub her belly that was almost as big as a watermelon; after her stomach made out some room for new coming food after a while, she resumed the process above and repeated. Meanwhile, more and more customers noticed her abnormality; some of them even halted beside our table to observe Hu Tao’s eccentrically bloated belly with various expressions, ranging from astonished, surprised, or concerned. At such moments I would give those onlookers a look, based on their attitudes: if they seemed concerned for Hu Tao, I gave them a kind and reassuring glance to inform them that my girl was all fine, and they didn’t need to worry about her; however, if the onlookers were not so friendly, I would correspondingly glare at them intimidatingly to make them aware of their own audacity. Most of these onlookers left us alone after they received my message, although several among them murmured some malicious words in frustration; but I was too lazy to give it a shit.
Meanwhile, Hu Tao’s cute little ghost was also very active; sometimes it came out of the accessory on its master’s chest, to look around or hover around its master’s bloated belly, or float about me to seek attention from us. For several times it even went inside Hu Tao’s already fully chocked belly, which almost got her scream out in fright; but after teaching it some lessons and hit it on its daifuku-like head, it finally learnt to not prank its master like that; it later even realised that the master was suffering great pain because of her gigantic belly, and it became concerned with her, yet there was nothing a small, intangible ghost could do for her.
Time just elapsed like this, and no more significant change befell on Hu Tao’s body, except for the subtle fluctuation in size of her belly that was as round as a drum; when she swallowed things down, it expanded, and then deflated a little bit whenever food got digested and some space was made. At 8 in the evening, the 17th sets of meal, which was the final set, was finally conquered by Hu Tao and succumbed to her stomach without any bit left.
At that time, Hu Tao’s appearance in front of me induced the most complicated feelings I’d experienced in my whole life—she was leaning on the seatback, exhausted and powerless, and the flame of blossom in her pupils almost died out. As she panted effortfully, her belly which was as big as a pregnant woman rose and fell noticeably, like a balloon incessantly inflated and deflated; and I didn’t know whether it was my illusion, I could almost see blood veins on the surface of her extremely expanded belly, and some parts of it even turned half-transparent, like a balloon fully filled with water to the bursting point. Such scene triggered my self-contradictory neural reactions; one the on hand, I was so aroused by the idea that my beloved girl willingly bloated herself up like a massive ball just to satisfy the eccentric fetish of her boyfriend, which made my self-esteem extraordinarily exalted, as well as my wood; on the other hand, every part of her body was indicating that her belly was on the edge of popping, one careless move would literally break her fragile stomach, and send her directly to the ICU, or even to the coffin that she always talked about.
With a trembling arm, Hu Tao attempted to rub her own belly to mitigate the pain—yet as soon as her hand contacted with her belly her arm reflexively withdrew out of acute sensory reactions. Seemed like her belly was really at its limit.
I approached her and supported her to stand up with the mildest way I could ever think of.
“Are… are you ok, sweetheart?” Despite my maximal effort to hide my emotion as I spoke, even I myself could sense the stutter in my own utterance. Unexpectedly, even under such circumstance, she still forced herself to make a reassuring smile to me:
“Travel... ler, you, you really underestimated me, hehe…” She gnawed fiercely as she painstakingly squeezed out her words little by little through her tightly shut teeth, “Such… small… hinderance, would never… defeat me, Hu Tao, the celebrated director… BURP!”
After another massive burp, she lost all her energy and immediately collapsed onto my shoulder. It was then I realised how heavy Hu Tao had got because of the amount of food she took in, whom I could easily lift up in my arms to the mid-air usually; such unanticipated weight almost made me lose my balance and trip onto the ground. After finding an appropriate posture, I headed to the gate step by step with her resting on my shoulder.
“You’ve done an excellent job, dear.”
As I plodded onward, I whispered to the unconscious girl on my shoulder.

And that was the whole story. Afterwards, we passed through the streets of Liyue right in the evening where flows of people were coming back and forth, under the suspect or astonished look of countless passengers. Eventually, we made it back to our residence in Liyue.
As we arrived at the gate of our house, I suddenly felt my shoulder much lighter.
“Ah… much better now.”
I turned around, Hu Tao already regained her consciousness and dismounted from my shoulder; moreover, except for the abnormally large belly on her, she appeared totally sound and well, and even her voice seemed energetic and healthy then.
I was a bit shocked. She was on the edge of falling into coma, yet after such a short of period of time she almost completely recovered. How did she do that??
Before I figured out this question, she already opened the door and stepped into the room and walked towards the full-length mirror at the corner; seeing herself in the mirror, she began to contemplate silently. In the mirror was a girl who was virtually a pregnant girl in appearance; her uniform then could only cover her ribs, leaving her snowy, extremely humped tummy completely exposed; on the peak of her mountainous belly was her little and sexy navel. If you looked closely, you could even see the subtle “fetal movement” from the inside of her belly.
“Ahh… it’s so big and round… and it looks so nice.”
While she was observing herself in the mirror, she pleasantly rubbed and fondled her immensely humped belly, and pressed on her navel to feel the hardness of her stomach while commented proudly. As she muttered, her voice was like an actual girl who found a man she could rely on and had got ready to receive the most precious gift in her life that was about to come.
As if I was spellbound, my eyes spontaneously fixated on her big plump belly, not able to move away from it at all. What was equally bewitching was the incredible maternity she emitted; it was too mature for an adolescent girl like her, which intoxicated me like some luxurious and aromatic wine by the adepti.
After ruminating for a while, Hu Tao turned to me and gazed at me with a seductive, attempting and coquettish look.
“So,” She inquired, “Is this how I will feel like when I conceive Traveller’s baby?”
This question that came out of nowhere got me defenceless; like getting hit upon the weakest point in my heart, my whole face burned up like melt steel in a blink, and I could do nothing but stand transfixed and speechlessly. The only thing coming up inside my body was the blood that was rushing towards my brain and face.
“Aiya, look at you!” Hu Tao suddenly picked up her usual naughtiness and began to tease me, “I just got you so embarrassed with one single sentence!”
She then stepped towards me in elegant catwalk; her plump belly hung down ponderously and swung up and down subtly as she moved, like fully matured wheats in seasons of harvest, which unwittingly reached synchronicity with the jitter of my boner between my thighs.
“You filthy perv! Look how impatient your dick has already got!”
Hu Tao approached me and rubbed my erected penis with her gigantic belly, with a thirsty and horny smile on her face, “But before the business, could you do me a favour to measure how big my belly is right now?”
Her order made me so excited, so I took out tapeline from the drawer in an instant and used it to encircle her large, lewd meat ball which I couldn’t wait to cum all over and spread my warm sperms on. After I got the reading, my jaw almost fell to the ground under astoundment: her waist size was then a 3-digit number in centimetres, just like a pregnant woman right before labour!
No, not only that; it was almost like she was carrying a twin or even triplet.
“Wow, my belly has got so huge already? Then it is such a great success today! Come, let’s get into the business!”
After seeing the reading, Hu Tao shouted excitedly, then she took of her shorts and laid back on the bed—then her magenta vagina and enchanting thighs were completely open in view. Although I had explored that sacred wonderland for several times so far, every time I saw it, I still couldn’t control my heartbeat like the very first time I saw them. She then took off her tops as well, only a piece of pinkish white bra covering her small flat honkers still remained on her naked body; although she was A cup, she appeared strangely sexy and adorable in this bra in my eyes.
Of course, the incredible size and elasticity of her gigantic and lewd belly was then even more visual after she laid back on the bed. Her belly was then like a towering volcano, the navel on the top peaked upwards triumphantly, and inside the volcano were intense interactions caused by the densely crammed materials inside it, pushing the internal pressure and heat to the extreme, as if her belly would erupt at any moment under such pressure. Every slightest movement of Hu Tao would cause the whole hump to shake violently, like a massive pudding poked by a spoon.
I swallowed the drool inside the mouth that almost leaked out, and with the same swiftness I took off my trousers—even I had already felt the intense sensation from my boner, but as it was unveiled right in front of me, I was still quite astounded—never before had my genital got so erected and swelled.
“Aiya, you are really into big tummies, aren’t you?” Seeing my incredible huge dong, Hu Tao also began to tease me coquettishly, “It never got so big when I seduce you and ask you to insert it inside me before, yet now as soon as I inflated my belly into a ball you get THIS aroused? Traveller is really a weirdo, pfff…”
“Is it really ok for you to speak of your boy like that?” I was already accustomed to her piquant flirting in the bed, so I laid down above her with a straight face and aimed my rock-hard meat towards her pussy, “Now open up your lower lips and prepare to please me for the whole night.”
As I “threatened” her jocularly, I slapped her balloon-like belly, and she reflexively gasped, “You wanker! Careful, my belly is now still full as hell, you gonna have a bad time if you accidentally pop it!”
I drew back my hand and apologised to her in a hurry, and adjusted my posture, placed my hand as gently as possible on her belly that was like a heavily pregnant girl, then fondled it affectionally. At the same time, my meat also advanced into her beautiful and untrodden wonderland through the passage inside her body.
Her face soon turned sluttish and red and began to moan amatorily.
“Now think of it, Aether,” As I carefully rub my meat against her vagina, she whispered to me with a fatigued yet sweet voice, “Would you keep making love with me like this even after I get pregnant?”
“Huh?” I halted my hand that was stroking her belly, “That’s nonsense! What if I break the water accidentally and aborted the child? I would only ask you to masturbate me or give me a blow job.”
“Well, that’s expected of you.” She smiled at me indulgently, “But in fact, even anal is ok for me, you know? If you have the right posture, you can keep the fetus intact…”
“Alright, cut out those far-fetched hypotheses! Focus on the current business.” I dismissed her stupid, wild imagination, then reached my hands out and untied her bra from behind.
“Oi, what’s wrong with you!” Hu Tao looked very offended with my action, yet she didn’t do anything substantial to stop me from screwing aside her exquisite white bra, “My vagina and belly were not enough for you already, and now you covet for my breast that was virtually nothing too?”
“What are you talking about?” I rested my head on her warm, flat boobs that were like a pair of delicate fried eggs, and began to lick them, “If they are stimulated more like this, your boobs will grow bigger. Then you can act more confident in front of Keqing and Ganyu, right?”
“Hmph, such sweet words, but you are just horny for my body.” She smirked contemptuously, yet she acted very obediently as my tongue went around her nipples, and she would also moan according to the movements of my tongue.
My hands were still preoccupied with Hu Tao’s humongous belly; it felt so wonderful and gorgeous. Since her belly was extraordinarily large by then, every time she breathed, her belly fluctuated evidently, as if I were pumping more air into her already fully inflated belly. I casually poked her navel with my fingers, then pressed her waist that plumped up, or her lower abdomen that got equally swelled. With no exception, these body parts all gave me firm and satisfying sensory feedbacks, like fully inflated tire, undoubtably informing me the fact that her belly was on the edge of popping; but at the same time, they didn’t express any objection towards my blatant tease towards them. Meanwhile, my dong kept teabagging intensely inside her body, repetitively provoking her clit, producing loud clapping sounds; her body, on the other hand, was secreting more and more lustful juices to indicate that the owner of the body was also immersed in the hedonia of intercourse.
Gradually, I found that mere bodily stimulation was not enough to sate my overwhelming lust, so I began to seduce her with language too, “Ah, Hu Tao your belly is so big and comfortable! Just like a big round beach ball! I want to lock you up in my basement as a sex slave and force you to eat a shit tonne of food every day so your belly gets bigger than even today, like a massive pot, a hot air balloon, so big I can literally slide into it, so round it totally incapacitates you so you can do nothing but lie around and get fucked by me under unbearable pain until I fill every hole on your body with my semen!!”
“I dare you!” Hu Tao half-unironically scorned me back, “You filthy playboy, you actually wanna do such derogatory deeds to me, the reputed director of Wangsheng funeral parlour? Fine, if you ever did that, I would offer you the most expensive deal of our funeral services! Huh!”
“Hehe, that’s very bold words of you… but Ms. Hu, you are but a big flesh balloon right now, all it takes is a tiny needle on your round big belly…” I used my fingers to mimic a sharp needle in mid-air, “then ‘Poof’! You will become pieces of scraps scattered all over the ground and cannot reintegrate ever again!”
“You lowest scum!” She frowned and pouted angrily, “Hmph, then come at me, pop me! I bet you cannot find another girl in the whole Teyvat that willingly turn herself into a massive balloon just to satisfy your unreasonably eccentric kink!”
“My bad, my bad! Ms. Director, I apologise!” I realised I was totally outwitted by her in words, so I could only submit to her in language, “Your tummy is so round, white and delicate, just like the greatest pearl in the whole Liyue Harbour! I should rather worship it dedicatedly, and polish it every single day with utmost care… How would you like it?”
“That’s more like it!” She blossomed into a smug smile, a victorious look took over her cute, superior-looking face.

Then it was lengthy and stagnant silence; the whole room was filled with nothing but the clapping voice between my meat and her lips, and our smell of sweat along with occasional panting caused by the intense and exhausting amatory interactions between us. Eventually, in a long-lasting and sonorant choir of moan, we reached orgasm simultaneously, and I ejaculated to the full into Hu Tao’s feminine cabinet, which tightly embraced my flesh rod then fully received all of my essence with equal enthusiasm.
I laid flat on Hu Tao’s big, humped belly, panting intensely; Hu Tao was just as exhausted yet satisfied as me. The quilt beneath us was soaked with our sweat and the erotic fluid gurgling out quietly from her genitalia.
After the euphoria faded away, my feelings were substituted by overwhelming and indescribable affection and gratitude towards her. I moved aside, and embraced her big round bump into my arm and stamped my kisses onto it rapidly like a woodpecker while denounced my love for her passionately:
“Hu Tao! Hu Tao! Ahhh… I just love you so much…! Your body, your characters, and every bit of your words and deeds… they are just all so wonderous and intoxicating! …Hu Tao, you devoted so much for me, even bloated yourself into a pregnant girl right before labour under intense pain just to satisfy my fetish… Ah, your belly is so delicate and big, I want to inject all semen in my whole life into this belly that is about to burst, make it the only source of pleasure in my lifetime! Ah, how I wished you to carry this enormous belly from now on till forever, to show everybody else my massive affection to you, just as ponderous as this gigantic belly…! How I wished that I could get erected by this huge belly anytime and anywhere, then we begin to sex on the spot, no matter where we are, be it out in the wild, on the wagons in Liyue, even on the Dragonspine or beaches… Even in Mondstadt, Snezhnaya, Inazuma, Fontaine and Sumeru… I will fully enjoy the amatory pleasure with you carrying this round pregnant belly at every spot of Teyvat, and ejaculate my juice of love into your gigantic belly anytime and anywhere… Hu Tao, I…”
As I monologued lunatically with these nonsensical words, Hu Tao contemplated on me with a serene smile, then began to fondle the fruitful bump on her belly on her own.
“Hey, traveller… actually, I’ve always been concealing something.”
As I heard this, my uncontrollable utterance halted, and I glared upon Hu Tao’s blushed face numbly.
“Actually… I’ve also in secret bloated my belly as big as pregnant girls… ever since like when I was 10, I began to develop this fetish and while my grandpa’s not home, I would go to market and buy several jars of water to chug them all into my belly in my own room, and see my belly graduating expanding like an inflated balloon… after I finished all of them, my belly was literally like a balloon about to pop, and I could hear the shaking sounds inside my stomach every time I make even the slightest movement. Others would have probably collapsed under such unbearable pain and fainted, but I actually enjoyed that sensation quite a lot, sometimes I would even do some sit-ups to deliberately magnify the sound and pain caused by the gallons of water inside my stomach… anyway, every time I see myself like a pregnant girl in the mirror, unaccountable felicity and pleasure always befell onto me, as if I had found my true love and conceived the most precious gift a girl could receive inside my body…”
Dumbfounded and speechless, I listened to her words, without comprehending any bits of it. Even though I could understand every word she said, as they came together, they just totally didn’t make sense for me, and even my brain was trying its best to deny and reject every piece of information she uttered and got received by me… yet still, I could sense something violently shaking and collapsing inside my heart…
At that time, her pet ghost suddenly popped up in a whoosh from her accessories. I had no idea why it showed itself at that moment, but now think of it, perhaps it showed up after hearing our conversation and decided to testify for its master that everything she said was true…
Nevertheless, if what she said was all true, then everything was making sense: since she was already habituated with that sense of pain, it was only nature for her to recover so rapidly from such intense pain.
“And since every time I drank only water, so after several hours I peed it all out, and I returned to the normal status, with no additional weight or fat gained. But for this time…” She paused and looked down to her belly that blatantly sticked out, “There’s so much junk food inside… after I digested them all, perhaps… I will gain a lot of weight this time, hehe…”
As she spoke the last sentence, while she did smile, there was not even a bit of happiness in her voice. “How would those Liyueans react, if they see the previously solemn, eccentric and detached director become a fatty who is in undersized uniforms with chubby fat sticking out all over her body, what kind of gossips and rumours will they spread out? Ah, haha… my reputation as the director of Wangsheng funeral parlour will probably be ruined over one night…”
I remained silent for a long while. At last, I decided to do just like how I comforted her usually: I cuddled her into my arms.
“Well, maybe we should think it in another way?” I squeezed up my brain cells and finally came up with some decent words for consoling, “what if the fat didn’t go to your waist but to you breast and butt instead? Then you will be upgraded from A cup to E cup and become a thicc hottie, you can attract a lot of customers by just standing outside our parlour!”
“Huh?” The contempt in Hu Tao’s voice explicitly expressed her denial of my rationale, “There won’t be such fortuities in this world lah, traveller. I will definitely turn out to be an obese girl with massive belly fat; perhaps even you, Aether, will lose your interest in me at the end of the day.”
“Like hell if I would!”
Suddenly, without any reason, I abruptly highered my pitch and voice, which scared not only Hu Tao but also her ghost by our side.
Hu Tao raised her head and looked at my face in confusion. I suppose that my face back then was so serious and solemn that no matter how naughty and playful Hu Tao was usually, as long as she had normal intelligence, she would know that I was not joking at all at that time: “If Hu Tao becomes a chubby fatty, I will use your muffin top as my pillow every day, and kiss on your thicc thighs, then squeesh your round plump cheeks to make fun of you! No matter how your appearance changes, Hu Tao, you are always the cutest girl in the whole Teyvat in my heart; or it’s actually better if you grow fat, so other boys who only pursue after your beauty will lose their interests in you and no longer covet for you, whereas I love both you body and you spirit—your mischievous and quirky attributes, your charisma and majesty as a director, your maturity to hold a solemn funeral ritual despite that you are just a girl in her young age, your independent mind and refusal to conformity even though others consider you as the black sheep and don’t understand you… Hu Tao, my love for you is unconditional, without any “but” or “however”. Hu Tao is Hu Tao, my little beloved princess, my respected director of Wangsheng funeral parlour… even after thousands of years and vicissitudes, I will consistently and persistently love you, my little Hu Tao! As for your reputation of the parlour, it will neither collapse so easily just because you gained some weight. I can customise another set of uniform for you, and you can hold the rituals just like usual. Moreover, if someone ever mocks you or gossips about your body, I will use my very own hands to teach those lads a lesson that, they are not only messing up with the director of Wangshang funeral parlour, but also Aether the traveller, who is the strongest man in Teyvat and loves his girlfriend the most!”
I finished my eloquence and, with a fast-throbbing heart inside my chest, I awaited her reply nervously. Even the little ghost beside her sensed the tension in the atmosphere and looked concerned and curious.
I was comprehensively prepared by that time—judging from her usual characteristics, she would probably push me away saying “ewww that’s so nauseating” or say something nonsensical and jocular to dismiss my way too passionate confession. And if she did react like that I would totally not feel embarrassed.
Yet in the end she actually didn’t react like that; instead, Hu Tao, who was normally a carefree and humorous girl that always smiled facing all kind of setbacks, began to shiver inside my cuddle and then sobbed quietly.
Instantly, I was so overwhelmed that my rationality excluded the most likely possibility first. “What… what’s wrong? Did your stomach break…? Hang in there, I, I am gonna call for emergency right now…”
“You are so helpless!”
Out of the blue, she pulled my arms and drew me into her cuddle tightly, while her tears kept dripping down alongside my bare chest.
“Why are you so slow to pick up my signals?” She cried with furious grievance.
I finally realised that, despite her carefree and bluff appearance, Hu Tao was also a sensitive and emotional girl just like others; and I was so surprised that I only managed to grasp such simple fact after such a long time.
She just sobbed silently and mildly like this for a while, without saying a word. I felt a little awkward, but as long as her body didn’t break down because of the catastrophic overeating, there was no emotion could surpass my relief in my heart back then.
After a while, she finally calmed down and wiped her own tear away. Then, she looked at me with an unprecedently warm and consoling smile, and with some residual sorrow in her voice she whispered to me:
“Thank you, Aether. I love you so much.”
I got so blushed and embarrassed by her word that my brain stopped working for a second, then without realising it, while I was stroking her hair like patting a scared kitten in my arms, my lewd thoughts slipped out through my mouth and took form as an obscene smile on my face:
“Hey, Hu Tao… can we do this again in the future?”
Upon this word, Hu Tao looked at me with her dewy eyes filled with puzzlement.
“Since you like to bloat your own belly while I like girl with bloated bellies, I shall buy you jars of water and make your belly expand as big as possible, and then we will bang together, how does it sound? Besides, we can not only do it in our own house, but also in the wilderment, like on the Wuwang Hills…”
“Yuck,” The touched look on Hu Tao’s face immediately disappeared, “so you are still just a perv at the end of the day, huh?”
She pouted in discontent and turned her head away. I almost thought I messed it up, and got extremely perplexed afterwards; but soon, she came closer and in a clingy way she put her head on my chest and rubbed against it, “Fine, fine! Since you are so loyal to me… I, the director of Wangsheng funeral parlour, will consent you this time!”
“Hooray!”
Tremendous relief immediately took over me, and out of instinct, I passionately landed a kiss on one of Hu Tao’s ears, which made her bashful in a blink and then slapped distantly beside my face like shooing flies away. The little ghost who’d been speculating also clapped its intangible hands happily; seemed like it was sincerely empathising with us.
After that, I fell into wonderous slumber along with Hu Tao while cuddling her round bumped belly. That warm, gigantic meat ball fluctuated as Hu Tao breathed quietly; however, it no more appeared seductive to me, I only felt the unfathomable tranquillity, felicity and comfort it emitted.

[chapter:Epilogue]

Without doubt, after several days, Hu Tao plumped up—a lot. Her old parlour uniforms were totally unable to fully cover the fat she newly acquired around her waist. Because of this the funeral parlour had to suspend for several days for her to get the new uniforms. The old hag Zhongli was a bit confused at first, but after I elaborated what actually happened to him, he accepted it without any further inquiries. I kinda suspected that as the Geo Archon, he had already guessed some of the facts about what was going on between us; but since even he didn’t further investigate, there was naturally no need for me to bring more trouble upon myself.
The Liyueans, of course, had little reactions towards Hu Tao’s change in figure. Some of them indeed spotted her overeating in DFC on that day, but they soon figured out the “ghost eater” service she was doing, then they unanimously reached the consensus that she was always so quirky in ways of profiting, full of genius ideas (and a lot of junk food, obviously). Later, the client didn’t pay much attention to her body either, most of them just slightly mentioned it in their pleasantries as a “symbol of health and wealth”. Now that Hu Tao was convinced her current body would not damage her reputation and the image of Wangsheng funeral parlour, she was no more concerned about this issue.
Another exciting news was that, after Hu Tao gained weight, her cup indeed grew from A to C; consequently, I accompanied her to buy new lingerie, which was the first time ever after we got engaged. At last, we picked several bras of our choice, ranging from white and modest style to black, mature and seductive style. Thinking of how much more tricks we could play in bed later every night, I spontaneously blossomed into a perverse smile, which was seen clearly by Hu Tao and the cashier at the checkout. It did turn out like that, in fact: from then on every time we slept together, I grabbed her tender titties and rubbed her chubby belly at the same time, and if she was extremely horny at that night, she would even attempt to give me paizuri with her modestly developed breasts; although the outcome was not that satisfactory, it was a brand new possibility after all.
By the way, now every time I hang out with Hu Tao I often “sneak attack” the muffin top on her tummy to tease her, especially right after she finishes a meal and is full. In such situations she usually bashfully slaps my hands around her waist and call me a stinky perv. But after the initial wave of embarrassment, although still reluctant, she will allow me to keep rubbing her chubby soft tummy. Sometimes if there is no one else around, I will then directly immerse my face into her massive muffin top and kiss the chub on her waist; this is surely embarrassing for her, but she seems to like the feeling that her body is loved and worshiped by her boyfriend. So, in times like this, she will fondle and stroke my head gently and look at me with an indulgent smile—and I feel so honoured that I am the only one she ever shows such warm and maternal smile to.
We also did some inflation play after that, but after that day spent in DFC, we never expanded her belly to that extent again, considering the risk of stomach diseases. I usually have Hu Tao chug 2 or 3 litres of water—this will get her belly big enough for me to get instantly turned on, while Hu Tao will not get too painful after that. More wonderfully, every time we do this, I can always hear the water sound inside her stomach as I teabag her, and her face will look absolutely erotic because of her sexual satisfaction, as if she can orgasm just because she is now a big living balloon; for me, however, this is the fact.
In short, after becoming slightly obese, Hu Tao is now more intoxicating and adorable in my eyes than when she was skinny and slender.

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